Welcome, friends, comrades, and lovers – to the Existential Dread Happy Hour!
As our current crop of legally – unethically and immorally – elected overlords say, “If you don’t dread your current and continued existence, we aren’t doing our job!” So let our Dread Masters know how they’re doing, and officially register your horror today!
Here’s the scenario:
You’ve been given incontrovertible proof. Sometime between the next 24 and 36 hours, every single living thing on the planet will die over the course of 30 minutes of the most excruciating pain.
What do you do?
