A Portait of the Artist in his Prime

He overflowed with nervous energy.

He couldn’t keep his hands still.  He tried to control their motion by washing dishes, darning socks; he ran his hands through his hair, or stroked one of the thirty cats that roamed his abode.  But he couldn’t focus and so nothing was ever finished.

His legs jiggled when he sat; when he stood he danced an unending jig.  The motion interfered with his every task, and he wore a perpetually put-upon air as if mildly disgusted with himself.  He only slept when completely exhausted by uninterrupted days of restless wakefulness.

Where to Begin?

I watch the spiders running up and down my walls.  Their legs seeming the perfection of organic machination.  Their exoskeletons and compound eyes, marvels of engineering.  The sheer, pure purpose of their existence – to rid the world of *insects*. 

Bar, Bar, Bar

I am lonesome.  All have abandoned me: the Candleman, the Toothsome Man, Mrs. Malloy, the cats; even the diabolical Chef has been avoiding me.  All the irregular deities of my bleak, midnight existence. Even Mallory sent around a short note to the effect that he regrets his inability to leave his chambers for even a short visit.  Which I know to be false as that man has never regretted a single debauched act in his richly immoral life.