a checklist for writers

Writers, eh? Whatcha gonna do with ’em?  Bung ’em in a hole, and fill it with dirt.  Stuff their mouths with dirty socks to be safe.  ‘Cause writers, well, they ain’t always talkers, but sometimes they are, and you can’t take any chances. 

PSA

Search for the poetry of everyday language – seek it out wherever hides.  And when you find its dread cadence creeping into common expression, shine the spotlight of your pure reason upon it.  Chain it down, hold it back, with all the weight of plain speaking.  Words are monsters, made stronger by the secret rhythms of our unconscious training.  And that hidden poetry will rise up in your mind, until all that remains of your soul is a pulsing beacon of pure art, a swaying sine wave streaking into the universe, impregnating reality with dreams. 

A Box Full Of Fog

There was always fog.  Morning, noon, and night.  Thick and cloying; it muted sounds, made of speech a buzz, coated the tongue, and reduced all colors to shades of grey.  Summer, winter, no season seemed to exist under the fog. He thought he recalled a time, perhaps when he was still a very young child, when the sun had shone freely on the city.  It was now little more than a vague, bright disc that did nothing to brighten the fog or to dry the droplets that condensed on his beard. The fog even made its way indoors. It was inescapable, and had been for years.  He was used to it now, and he assumed that everyone else was, too.

Moto-erotica

I’ve said it before, and I’m sure I will say it again: if you are of delicate sensibilities, or are otherwise easily offended, I strongly caution you against reading any further.  I’m looking at you, Mom.

Looking for Trouble

“Whoa! That’s it momma! Shake ‘em!”

The young woman in the tight black turtleneck stopped short, her head swiveling as she sought the source of the comment, a ready comeback on her lips. But it was late; the park was empty. No playgroups, worn-out moms and sugar-fueled kids. No perverts with hidden cameras videoing awkward first dates. Not even a derelict, half-drunk on cheap wine, polluting a bench. That last in particular was unusual for the time of night. She shrugged with a little shiver, and started to walk more slowly onward.

“That’s the stuff! Come on. Take me home with ya!”